Thanks for not having weird eyebrows
Regular price $6.00
You're turtley awesome
You make my life better
I tried to send you something awesome
If you were abducted
Your butt looks amazing today
You are my..
You are my person
Without you I'm like an unfrosted cupcake
You are a smart cookie
Have a majestic birthday, from me and this sloth
I love you skin dad, from your fur baby
You are sexually majestic
Happier than when I see my food coming at a restaurant
You are really nice and good at stuff
Queen of the Turtles
I like you more than
I appreciate your fondness for day drinking
If you were a boogie I'd still pick you
